Horatio P. Horspittle

A gentleman of fine Southern whit with a weakness for a well tied cravat. His hobbies include just about anything spooky and/or steampunk, funny books, and doctoring race horses.

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

You know these exact situations are also how I prove I love the boyfriend every day. :)

(via frank-n-stardust)

  1. -insertfandomhere- reblogged this from mrhammett81
  2. ambtnon reblogged this from suedeuxnim
  3. benton-maxwell reblogged this from mrhammett81
  4. lovealwaysheather reblogged this from daughterofasalor19
  5. daughterofasalor19 reblogged this from mrhammett81
  6. hiddlestan-winterfrost reblogged this from wilbur-rabbit
  7. beethefly reblogged this from thebabe16 and added:
    Every boy in my life should know this.
  8. sarahbellesaurus reblogged this from millenniumfalconteahouse
  9. mrhammett81 reblogged this from stride-like-strider
  10. stride-like-strider reblogged this from watpumpkin
  11. nataliecatalielovesyou reblogged this from reynabethism
  12. forky0uu reblogged this from childish-xs
  13. cat376 reblogged this from thouroughlyobsessed
  14. ifeelnervous reblogged this from loni-del-rey
  15. imaginexox reblogged this from whenallelsefailsniallislove
  16. let-us-fall-apart-together reblogged this from take-back-what-the-kingdom-stole
  17. r0yal-vibes reblogged this from whovian--games
  18. ynourls reblogged this from poster-ofagirl
  19. accessorizingwithapencil reblogged this from groovy-stoner
  20. imdatingadinosaur reblogged this from rebellion-pies
  21. charliedukess reblogged this from pulltheneedlesfrombeneathmyskin
  22. sugoi-fallen-angel reblogged this from fighting-for-survival
  23. nishstix511 reblogged this from pheromon3cvlt
  24. yourbodysdying-paynoattention reblogged this from joijo89
  25. strawberryytart reblogged this from ivasthuhlsample
  26. no-namesali reblogged this from meridadumbbroch
  27. biscoitella reblogged this from sophiemollicone
  28. sophiemollicone reblogged this from sighbroken
  29. loni-del-rey reblogged this from shitdickfuckmothafucka
  30. art0is0love reblogged this from husky-fox-say-what
  31. unrestrained-sentiment reblogged this from is0lated-thoughts
  32. the-posh-southern-ginger-prince reblogged this from awkwardgaydude