Horatio P. Horspittle

A gentleman of fine Southern whit with a weakness for a well tied cravat. His hobbies include just about anything spooky and/or steampunk, funny books, and doctoring race horses.

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

You know these exact situations are also how I prove I love the boyfriend every day. :)

(via frank-n-stardust)

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